I don't EVEN want to know what you want to do to that meat.
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Sherlock playing with his meat again.
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So, Steve...which groupie do you want after the concert?
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"Easy Ridee"
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Coffee. Shit we're gettin' old.
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Need a toothpick? Here, take a nosehair.
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You know, all these years I've been at the Snatch, no one has ever poked it in my broww...
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Benner stood on this very spot last year...and farted.
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"Fatsquatch"
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So Dave, how many more wins will those Niners have in '05?
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Quit rolling out of turn on purpose, Fiske!
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Stroke me, stroke me...
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Oh, shit...I left my dildo in Hackett's ass.
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"The hills are alive...with the sound of farting."
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Snoid enjoying the hole in his golfbag
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Anyone care to touch my shaft?
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Anyone care to see a shitty golfer 16 times over?
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These fuckers kept Brandt off the trophy
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These three were stuffed with Pimento
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The foursome of Shit, Shittiest, Shittier, and Shitty
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Quick!! Form the carts into a circle. The Apaches got a whiff'a Kerig!
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Chrome-domes really mess with a nighttime exposure.
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So, rookie...what parts of the male anatomy do you like best?
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Brundt just said he's going to win next year's tournament
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"WE...LOVE...SPERM...WE...LOVE...SPERM...!!!"
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Can I just keep all these??
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"Grease is the word..."
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Three dicks
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"I promise to love, honor and swallow."
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Where's Blutarski when you really need him??
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Hey Tom...how come no one likes us?
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The calculations prove it. We CAN all fuck Kerig!
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This better be important...
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...oh, shit...it's just Field yappin' again.
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I'm drunk, moist, and my wife is hundreds of miles away!
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Don't look now but here comes that guy who was wearing the sailor cap last night and wanting to "Swab my poop deck".
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Hey Al! You may not want to stand with a guy named Oogie behind you!
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I just finished a round and I don't know where the FUCK I am!!!
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They take me and then just walk away...
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Tom!! Watch out! Field's chipping with his driver!!
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No, that's not a gun, I am just happy to see you
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Ahhh, to be young and gay...
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Tom, that was a good one. You're right, Tom. Do you know any more? Sure Tom. A man walks into a...
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Hey, Marsh...can I have some?
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This, is a dick.
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Seriously, I'm gay
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2G needs some orthodonture BIGTIME!!
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Sasso doesn't think his beer is THAT funny.
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Evan. Don't ask how that white shit got on the palm of this wooden arm, OK?
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The only trophy Brandt can win.
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Sure I'll take it. It's much bigger than Evan's.
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So...I hear you won Quite Possibly Gay...and just where are you sleeping tonight?
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Is Psycho gone yet?
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See?? I swallowed it all.
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Hey Bobbio...Lodwig just said he can crap bigger than Sarkisian.
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Hugh has a photographic memory...and nothing more. Thank GOD for cameras!!
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Practice, practice...
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There's no way the aliens can pick THAT up!
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