Crabbage Snatch Open - Sarkisian Crapsody

The Sarkisian Crapsody - by Godumit Brundt

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Sarkisian Crapsody

Is this the Snatch life?
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a brownslide
No escape from the nasty reek
Open the lid
Look down in the bowl ...and see

I'm Captain Mudshark
I need no privacy
Cuz it's easy grunt
Easy flow
Little corn
Little woe
Anyway the turd lands
Doesn't really matter to me

Marshall...I just took a dump.
Put my butt upon the seat
Dropped a log that can't be beat
Marshall...its life had just begun
But now I've gone and flushed it all away

Didn't mean to flush it down
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if my shit doesn't matter

Too late
My shit is gone
It sent shudders down the drain
And I hardly had to strain
Goodbye brown growler
You've got to go
You left the toilet bowl
To face the sump

Marshall oooo
I don't want to wipe
I sometimes wish I'd never crapped at all

I see a little tiny minnow of a man
Cap'n Sark, Cap'n Sark can't you eat some more brocolli?
Tons of steak. loads of corn
Very, very filling indeed.
Gobs of salad, (gobs of salad)
Gobs of salad, (gobs of salad)
Gobs of salad magnifico

I'm just a poor Sark
Nobody loves me

He's just an asshole
With a poor attitude
Don't spare us tonight
From your monstrosity

Easy boys, easy dudes
Will you let me go?

Eat chili. No, we will not let you go!

Let me go!

Eat chili. No, we will not let you go!

Let me go!

Eat chili, we will not let you go
Will not let you go.....

No no no no no!

Oh Bobby feed me, Bobby feed me!

Bobby feed him let him eat

Be careful men,
There's a growler growin' inside o' me...of me...OF MEEEE!

So you think I can't choke on my very first try?
So you think I'll just crap once and then say good bye?
No, baby, won't do that to you baby
I'm goin' back in
Just gotta get right back in there!

It's nothing but a splatter
Anyone can see
There's nothing but a splatter...
Nothing but a splatter
To see...

...Anyway there's next year

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