Crabbage Snatch Open - Clabmas Calors 2013
Crabmas Carols from 2013
21-Dec-2013
All I want for Christmas is my Snatch Trophy,
My Snatch Trophy,
My Snatch Trophy,
Gee if I could only have my Snatch Trophy,
Then I wouldn't have to call you all a bunch of fucking piece of shit liars and cheaters.
21-Dec-2013
To Oh Christmas Tree
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
And the horse that you road in on
Lick Benners balls and Bobby's schlong
They'll both cum quick, it wont take long
Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself
And clean that gak off of your chin
21-Dec-2013
To Feliz Navidad
Field loves the dick,
Field loves the dick,
Field loves the dick,
Prefers anal and self fellatio
Field loves the dick,
Field loves the dick,
Field loves the dick,
Prefers anal and self fellatio
He wants to fist your hairy buttcrack
He wants to fist your hairy buttcrack
He wants to fist your hairy buttcrack
Cum on your bottom while he farts
He wants to fist your hairy buttcrack
He wants to fist your hairy buttcrack
He wants to fist your hairy buttcrack
Cum on your bottom while he farts
21-Dec-2013
To: We Three Kings
We three kings of Crabbage Snatch are:
Field, Brandt and Timpson (Ar)
Rain and snow and Benner's buttbombs
We show up every year...year...
It's no wonder why you blow
Dumbass excuses for a no-show
October is always a plan to make
Don't worry, Bobby won't buy the steak
24-Dec-2013
to: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It's beginning to look a lot like Fiskemas
In a scary way-
You can't turn your back,
He'll want to drive your crack
He just don't like the female way!
It's beginning to look a lot like Fiskemas
Don't turn your horses loose-
He says that it's for breeding,
But with human seeding
I wonder what he'll then do with a goose?
It's beginning to look a lot like Fiskemas
The males he wants to catch-
See Fiske? Just flee him,
Only Marshall wants to see him
Thank God he wasn't at the latest Snatch!
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