Crabbage Snatch Open - Clabmas Calors 2011
Crabmas Carols from 2011
1-Dec-2011
Sing this to "Must Be Santa" and wish it really were.
Who's got a truck that's long and red?
Bobby's got a truck that's long and red.
Who gets blotto every night?
Booby gets blotto every night.
Truck that's red, blotto each night,
Must be Bobby, must be Bobby
Must be Bobby, Bobbio!
Who forgot calamari 2 years ago?
Bobby forgot calamari 2 years ago.
Who loves Jagermeister way too much?
Bobby loves Jagermeister way too much.
Truck that's red, blotto each night,
Forgot Calamari, loves Jagermeister
Must be Bobby, must be Bobby,
Must be Bobby, Bobbio.
Who leaves furniture out to get squished in winter?
Bobby leaves out furniture to get squished in the winter.
Who always needs to be on Bobbysat?
Bobby needs to be Bobbysat.
Truck that's red, blotto each night,
Forgot Calamari, loves Jagermeister,
Leaves out furniture, needs Bobbysitting,
Must be Bobby, must be Bobby,
Must be Bobby, Bobbio.
10-Dec-2011
We wish you an FK Christmas,
We wish you an FK Christmas,
We wish you an FK Christmas,
And a BMD too!
There, Dave. Got that little "happy now" groin twitch?
11-Dec-2011
Sing to "The First Noel" Don't forget the emotion...I won't.
That fuck Nochese
Is an asshole no doubt
When I had victory locked up
He won as he putted out.
Nosecheese, Nosecheese,
Nosecheese, NOSECHEESE!
Born is my hate
Have a gizz meal.
16-Dec-2011
Little Bummer Boy
Fiske didn't Snatch last year,
How a dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
He stayed on his horse farm
What a bum, bum, bum, bum
He rather gather horse's
Cum, cum, cum, cum
He drinks it down and says,
"Yum, yum, yum, yum...yum, yum, yum, yum...yum, yum, yum yum"
That turns my tum
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