Crabbage Snatch Open - Clabmas Calors 2008
Crabmas Carols from 2008
21-Dec-2008
I'll Be On The Trophy
(sung to I'll Be Home For Christmas)
I'll be on the trophy;
You can count on me.
Please have beer
And joyous cheer
And bongs bubbling endlessly.
Saturday night will find me
With all the Snatcher teams.
I'll be on the trophy
"Yeah, only in your dreams!! "
21-Dec-2008
No Way Jose
(it's a duet)
Not if I can help it
Snatchers, count on me
I'll get drunk
Play like a skunk
Win closest to the tee
Gayree feels the same way
Chance, he shares our dreams
Dave will never win it
E'en with the best of teams!
21-Dec-2008
Carol Never Tells
(sung to Carol of the Bells)
Sark! how he tries
Grabbing the guys
All seem to say,
"Run, run, away."
Gary shows no fear
He likes your rear
If you're in town
He's wants your brown
Dong, dong, dong, dong
That is their song
With joyful ring
They're cornholing
One ought to fear
When they are near
Hide everywhere
Guard derriere
Oh how they pound,
Squealing the sound,
Upstairs at night,
It's quite a sight,
Gaily they suck
While people chuck
Sounds of a grunt
They hate the cunt
Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary's a fag
Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary's a fag
On, on they screw
On without clue
Their joyful sighs
Big flamin' guys
23-Dec-2008
I Saw Marshall Molest Evan
(sung to I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus)
I saw Marshall kissing Evan's dick
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
It gave me such a creep
He had it in so deep;
He sucked and sucked and wouldn't let nothing seep
Then, I saw Marshall diddle Evan's butt
Underneath his back so snowy white;
What a blast from the past it would have been
If Billy had only seen
Marshall pounding Evan last night.
23-Dec-2008
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the boys Snatchtime joking,
And everyone toking
And all of good cheer
It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be hats looking funny
And old Chubby Bunny
Out there on the grass
There'll be long games of Bullshit
And rookies all wasted
And your shot you can't pass
It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be Phir cornholing
And wine everflowing
Why you just can't be bored
With Sark dropping turdies
And Brandt sinking birdies
He's on the award!!!
It's the most wonderful time...
It's the most wonderful time...
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
24-Dec-2008
Up On The Snatcher
(sung to Up On The Housetop)
Up on Evan
Reardoor pause
In jumps Thomas Garder-Sauce
Down through his cornhole
With lots of spray
This is how he loves
To start his day
Mphh, mmph, yum
Evan will blow
Unh, unh, unhh
Tom's sauce will flow
Up on Evan
Dick, dick, dick
Down through his poopshoot
Goes something thick.
Then comes the rectum
Of Captain Sark
He'll drive it in
Where it stays dark
Give him a spanking
And a groan
Slap that bitch
If he starts to moan
Mphh, mmph, yum
Mudshark will blow
Unh, unh, unhh
Tom's sauce will flow
Up on the Captain
Dick, dick, dick
Down through his poopshoot
Goes something thick.
Next comes the sphincter
Of MP DuBois
He's prelubed
With lots of toys
An old french tickler
With cactus spines
When it comes to butt sex
Man, he shines
Mphh, mmph, yum
Marshall will blow
Unh, unh, unhh
Tom's sauce will flow
Up on DuBois
Dick, dick, dick
Down through his poopshoot
Goes something thick
24-Dec-2008
Walkin' In a Benner Cloud Again
(sung to Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland)
Airwaves reek
Are you gagging?
In the cabin
Jaws are sagging
A putrid smell
A gaseous Hell
Walkin' in a Benner cloud again
Gone away
Is the fresh air
Here to stay
Is a blank stare
You'd better run
This ain't much fun
Walkin' in a Benner cloud again
In the meadow
We will build a bunker
And pretend
That we are in a war
When the fumes come
Down we all will hunker
But breathing well
Will still be such a chore
Later on
You can't inhale
Cuz your senses
Will all fail
You're feeling so ill
It smells like swill
Walkin' in a Benner cloud again
24-Dec-2008
"Kiss my balls"
(sung to the tune "Deck the Halls")
Kiss my balls and lick my scrotum,
Tla ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra raaaa!
Suck my rod and gulp my semen,
Tla r ra ra ra , ra ra ra raaa!
Don we now our gay apparel,
Cabin Boy, Cabin Boy deep-throat me!...
Haneline can't write
A Snatcher carol
Fa Ra Ra ra raaaaa, ra ra ra raaaa!!!
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