Crabbage Snatch Open - Clabmas Calors 2005
Crabmas Carols from 2005
Gary, the bald head Snatcher
Had a very barren dome
And if you ever saw it
You would think it shined like chrome
All of the other Snatchers
Used to laugh and call him Fudd
He'd always go buy Rogaine
But every bottle was a dud
Then one lonely Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Gary here's a buck fifty
Go and buy a cheap toupee
Then all the Snatchers chuckled
And they would shout and hoot
Gary the Smarmy Snatcher
Where's your blue leisure suit?
Here's a little ditty I heard the Mormen Grabapecker Choir perform:
God damn you right wing Bush cabal
Let no peace mire the day
Remember Christ your saviour
Would not have gone this way
To torture those who do us wrong
And wire tap those who don't
Oh tidings of fascism and sin
Fascism and sin
Oh-h tidings of fascism and sin
As belted out in David Brandt’s omnipresent baritone in the direction of Evan Field…
Juggle balls, juggle balls, in my mouth all day Oh what fun it is to be married but oh so gay. Hey!
Juggle balls, juggle balls, bath them with my tongue Rag your balls taste oh so fine and goddamn you are hung!
Dashing out the door
Leave the kids behind
Drooling as I run
Thinking of Rag's behind. ha! ha! ha!
Member starts to pulse
I think of his sweet rack
Oh what fun it is to ride him and pull his nutsack.
Oh juggle balls, juggle balls, in my mouth all day Oh what fun it is to be married but oh so gay. Hey!
Juggle balls, juggle balls, bath them with my tongue Rag your balls taste oh so fine and goddamn you are hung!
From Dave to Ev, Merry Christmas
Toogie, this one's for you. Sing this on New Years with Pimento and Bunghole -circle jerk style.
Should old aquaintance be forgot
They are often times too dry.
Should old aquaintance be forgot,
Let's cheer for Col's brown eye.
For Colin's brown eye is moist,
In crowds -he's never shy!
Should all your Vaseline be gone,
You'll slide in Col's brown eye.
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