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** NEW STUFF **

11/12/2016 Updated CSO 2016 Photos page
11/12/2016 Updated The Hat 'Round the World page
11/12/2016 Added 2016 t-shirt to T-Shirts page



Crabbage History

Oh we had a little party down in Newport
Past t-shirts

there was Harry there was Mary there was Grace
Golf tournament winners

oh we had a little party down in Newport
Long Drive & Closest-to-Pin winners

and we had to carry Harry from the place
Cabin Hair winners

oh we had to carry Harry to the ferry (no, not that kind, asshole)
Mudshark winners

oh we had to carry Harry to the ferry (no, not that kind, asshole)
The Hat 'Round the World

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2016 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2015 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2014 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2013 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2012 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2011 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2010 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2009 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2008 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2007 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2006 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2005 Mini-Snatch

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2005 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2004 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2003 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from the 2002 Open

and the reason why we had to carry Harry to the fairy (OK, you win)
Photos from other Snatches

was that Harry couldn't carry any more
Ancient Snatch Photos

oh we had to carry Harry to the shore
Past flyers

California, California
History of the Snatch

California, California
Pix of the cabin

Stolies

the hills send out the cry, we're out to do or die
Voyage of the SSnatch (Book 1)

for California, California
Voyage of the SSnatch (Book 2)

we'll win the game or know the reason why
Voyage of the SSnatch (Book 3)

and when the game is over we will buy a keg of booze,
Voyage of the SSnatch (Book 4)

and we'll drink to California 'til we wobble in our shoes
Bloody voyage of the PMS Cunt

so drink, tra la la, drink, tra la la
A Crabmas Carol

drink, drank, drunk last night, drunk the night before
The deep moist recesses of Snoid's Colon

for when I'm drunk I'm as happy as can be
Benner Bowl I

for I am a member of the Souse Family
Das Buut

oh the Souse family is the best family
Skirmish Patel

that ever came over from old Germany
Master Po

there's the Highland Dutch and the Lowland Dutch
Wide World of Splurts

the goddamned Dutch and the Irish
Crabbagenesis

sing glorious, victorious
Mudshark's Colon

sing glorious, victorious
Manguel & Chui

there's the Highland Dutch and the Lowland Dutch
Dunge

there's the Highland Dutch and the Lowland Dutch
Lord of the Bongs


Salt Lake Shitty Olympics 2002

there's the Highland Dutch and the Lowland Dutch
Turin Olympricks 2006

there's the Highland Dutch and the Lowland Dutch
Evancouver Olympricks 2010


Dear Sharky

there's the Highland Dutch and the Lowland Dutch
Snatch Spotting

Holiday Carols

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2014

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2013

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2012

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2011

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2010

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2009

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2008

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2007

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2006

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2005

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2004

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2003

we're gonna get drunk tonight like we've never been drunk before
Crabmas Carols from 2001

Other Shit

one keg of beer for the four of us
Poetry of the Snatch

sing glory be to God that there are no more of us
Some bantel

for one of us could finish it all alone
Mole bantel

damn near
Stirr mole bantel

here's to the Irish
Some links from the cabin area

dead drunk
Some other photos

those lucky stiffs
Sounds of the Snatch


Some brewing links


Bobbio's Page


BM Brewery


Is Evan a cunt? Or a dick? Or a what?


Find the hidden messages!

there's the Highland Dutch and the Lowland Dutch
Political Crap

dead drunk
Snatch songs

dead drunk
Sarkisian Crapsody


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